The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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