We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
