she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Are my feet made of real feet?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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