check it out our google latitudes are spooning
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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