well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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