He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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