Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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