Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
