the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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