some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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