glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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