dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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