Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
