I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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