New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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