i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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