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Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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