talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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