If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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