awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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