No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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