So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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