I wish i was in the wii world.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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