Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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