I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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