Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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