Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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