yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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