It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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