If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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