Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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