if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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