Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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