Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I think a kid would responsible me up
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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