I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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