Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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