he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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