I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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