Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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