I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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