People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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