No stitches, just platelets and will power
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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