Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You ate ashes out of my bong
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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