Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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