i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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