That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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