would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Sext me about skeletons
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