I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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