This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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