Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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