i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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